I’ll take ‘Things That Hurt’ for $300, Alex…

In this week’s episode of True Blood, we learn that cheap motels will scar you for life, sample tests are for stupid people, pie tastes better in the boss’ office, and love means never having to say I AM VAMPIRE…

Sink your teeth into some spoilery commentary after the jump…

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True Blood Genealogy 101

Here are some basic rules of genealogy. VERY basic rules.

1. The paternal surname is handed down through the line of the son.

2. Daughters marry, and traditionally, they change their names to those of their husbands.

Got all that? Good.

So let’s do a little recap of William T. Compton’s family tree, shall . . . → Read More: True Blood Genealogy 101

3.03 Post Mortem

Ep. 27: Postmortem – Alcide’s Introduction

Alcide’s story seems to be taking a turn from the books – what did you think of Joe Manganiello in the role?

And WHAT did you think of Bill and Lorena’s twisty rape sex?

Share your thoughts on episode three with . . . → Read More: 3.03 Post Mortem

3.03 – It Hurts Me, Too

Ep. 27: It Hurts Me Too – Preview

Franklin Mott and his shit-hot accent is back, Bill and Eric both cop a bullet (or the leftovers from one), Russell is planting bad ideas in Bill’s brain and Sam’s wishing he never bothered looking for the poor white trash he calls family.

And most . . . → Read More: 3.03 – It Hurts Me, Too

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