Sunday Skars – Show Us Your Guns
April 24, 2011 in Alexander Skarsgard, Shameless Fangirling
Bless me father, for I have sinned.
And on Easter Sunday, no less.
It’s NOT MY FAULT that Skars has been parading around all week in skimpy gym wear.
It’s NOT MY FAULT that said skimpy gymwear has provided an optimal view of his very HARD and ERECT nipples.
It’s NOT MY FAULT that I have been gawking at this for days now, and have no intention of stopping…like, EVER.
It’s NOT MY FAULT that I have lusted for him daily, with no regard for the consequences for my mortal soul.
I am going straight to hell. And I don’t even care.
The Skarsporn has been plentiful this week, and for that we give thanks. Let us also give thanks for the fact that some time over winter, whilst sneaking to the gym buried under tracksuits and sweaters, Skars went from this…..
….TO THIS.
Jesus Christ, Shepherd of Judea! THE GUNS! Where the hell did the guns come from!!?
Not that we are complaining. In fact, we think this calls for a tribute to the man who has selflessly supplied rabid fangirls everywhere with a steady diet of armporn since 2008.
So on this Easter Sunday we thank you, Lord…for the return of Skars’ beautiful, sculpted, manly guns.
Images: askarsswedishmeatballs
Holy Guacamole Alex O.0 Where have you been hiding those guns?? I have sinned and I’m going to hell… smiling blissfully
When I first saw the Coachella pics last weekend, my jaw dropped literally! I mean, the AE promo that was probably filmed in December/January showed him as rather slim and youth like, but in the last weeks he’s all man, baby!!!! He sure can put muscle weight on fast.
We are in for sexy season 4
And may I say that gif of Eric staking Talbot does wicket things to me
I should be sad for Talbot but all I can think of is Eric’s arms, chest, shoulders and the angry satisfying look. I’m def going to hell!
I’ll join you there, Freyja. I feel the same way.
You made my day SVB! this is way better than Easter eggs! mmm…
I too hope for the return of the Black Tank of Doom at some point in s4… And from what we see here it will be some serious eye candy.
Wonder why my comment ended here? Well, nevermind… Have I already said that I love his guns? yes, I have.
I’m WICCAN I don’t believe in Sin. However I sure do believe that those arms are drool worthy! Goddess has blessed him! lol
I can only ask that this means the Black Tank of Doom to come back in Season 4!!!!! Not to mention dreams of the Shower Scene! Oh season 4 I’ve been a good girl this past year…I did not inflict harm on others please please please allow my Karma to be good enough to earn all that wonderful drool worthy in season 4!
Oh Yes. PLEASE. The Black Tank of Doom.
Thank you SVB. The pic is hot. Agree we had better see the Black Tank. It is my favourite outfit.
Holy hell, YES. I second that wish for the BToD.
I do enjoy the tank tops. Mabye he will have one in white this season to switch it up a bit because he is always wearing black. That light blue sweater was one of the best Eric looks last season.
we cant go to hell for that, I am sure god “built” him to be watched, admired, fantasized, why else he would have brounght him to earth/us???
Just think of all the enjoyment we’ll get when we see S4 and the reason why he’s been working so hard. Dear Alex, thank you thank you thank you!
Yes Alex thank you for being so dedicated to your work!
After even CLOSER observation…his shorts look like they are about to fall off. Please can we see that!?
Oh, I second that N4E!
Thank you, SVB!!! I will happily meditate on the blessed Skarsgun whilst buried in Easter grass and jellybeans!!
Oh, Amen to that SVB. These pics are just divine!
Lest we forget the beautiful chest and man nips! As Lala would say hallelujahs! Amen.
OK, thanks to these spectactular armporn photos I am functioning at “fire bad, tree pretty” level right now, but am still capable of noticing that there is a very interesting picture on the wall behind where his right hand is in that first pic. You know, the pic with the hard nipples, washboard abs and huge bulge in his shorts. The photo on the wall looks like him. Wonder if it is.
*brain ceases functioning* *slides down into the gutter on a flood of drool, to dream of the blessed Skarsgun*
Millarca – I was wondering how the heck you noticed that photo in the background and then I realised that the photo is just about in line with his shorts!
*grins* Well that’s the focal point of the photo, isn’t it?
Isn’t it!?
You mean it isn’t?
*snorts* Rubbish!
*grins again*
LOL, I got distracted by the nipples for a few seconds, but then, yes inevitably the eyes did slid down….
I don’t think that’s him in the small photo, but I will keep looking very, very carefully at that portion of the pic until I have it figured out. It may take long while.
*drool*
*THUD*
Millarca, I totally noticed that small photo the first time I saw this pic ad also thought it looked like him, but it’s impossible to tell for sure, although we can keep scrutinizing!!
In addition to the shorts looking like they are about to fall off, the front of them look like they are about to bust. Now THAT I would like to see!
Better than a chocolate bunny. And far tastier too. Yum!
OMG! OMG! The BULGE … the arms, the chest. EVERTHING about him. Admiring what God has made is good. not a sin.. like when we admire the sky, a sunset, a tree, or a flower, THANK YOU GOD for creating this beautiful creature.
sin is not enjoy THIS God’s work
Oh SVB – how do I love thee???
I’m glad I’m not the only one that has been deliciously submerged in Skarsporn this week.
He’s just… there are no words.
Best Easter present ever.
Thank you, SVB and thank you Skars for just being YOU.
Speechless, this my third visit and I can now only just post !!
Nah, still looking for words..
But thank you SVB….. Made my day
Best. Post. Ever.
I’m stuck in an airport right now waiting for my delayed flight, but this has made it more than bearable. Just have to wipe all the drool off my monitor before it’s time to board the plane.
Thank you, SVB!
That’s some SERIOUS pea smuggling right there…
Happy Easter to me! Whewwww…God bless him and his guns lol
Happy Easter to us! Thank you SVB!
It is almost amazing how he goes from scrony to sculpted in a few months time.
The shoulders!!! ::drool::
I love your writing SVB. Your so hilarious!!! Yes, he really has bulked up. I like the lean look too. We will see how long Sookie can resist AE. He is like a fine wine that gets better with age.
You’re not alone with that. I like when he’s scrawny too. I don’t like body builders lol. He was almost too much for me in S1. His face is just amazing, his chiseled cheekbones and those strangely beautiful eyes really show up when he’s lil thinner IMO! Btw, I really like his natural hair colour IRL, but in show he should be more blonde because that hideous white powder doesn’t do a favor for him or any vampire in fact. Talbot was the only vampire who they didn’t cover with that cake flour. It makes me wonder if the make up issue was some evil conspiracy to make him less attractive compared to the other male cast lol?
Well if the mimosas at brunch didn’t make this a happy holiday, this certainly has! A perfect respite from “family time!” Thank you! (I need a nap now — with happy dreams).
Thank you Lord for giving us ASkars.
Yikes. Yahoo. Yum. That’s about all I’m capable of right now.
What´s wrong with me? Why can´t I stop staring at this picture?
Rawwwr!
Purrrr!
Me-ow!
I feel a need for Swede!
Thank you SVB for the awesome gun show!
Cannot. Stop. Staring! !!! There are no words. Damn!
Thanks SVB! I love what the Easter Bunny brought us this Sunday! He is going to look great in season 4!
Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go with the Viking! Happy Eastern to everyone!
SVB, I love you.
Thank you, SVB.
Gawddamnn. @[email protected]
He’s so hot. He’s so flippin’ hot. He’s like a curry.
Tho I wish he were a little blonder, sigh. But still, I’ll go with Skars, blonde or no blonde.
Serena ,I miss season 2 blonde highlighted hair but oh well. It’s better than season 3 hair though. He could wear a potato/burlap sack and look good.
My Bloody JellyBean gift to you all:
Lick, lick, lick…lick some more.
And, then I’d hump those sweet hard arms.
The tiny tents in his shirt?…..ugh.
My own, not so tiny tents, are dying to meet with his.
Keep this image close to your horny for Alex heart.
Oh my, Skars…..what big ARMS you have!
“All the better to grab you with, my dear. Then I will use those gargantuan arms to caress you as you wrap your legs tightly around my waist, then hold on for dear life as I head for the nearest wall…..where I plan on pounding you senseless, or until you start moaning in a completely unintelligible language – whichever comes first
Sigh…..thank you for the fantasy, SVB. And LOL at “He’s like a curry”, Serena
LOL, Skarlove. I think you should seriously consider writing the super smutty version of some of the world’s classic fairytales starring Skars (and ok, I suppose of you are the writer, you can be the female protagonist)! I would read them!!!!
Hee hee…..thanks, jayetea! If only I could get up the nerve…What a muse that man is…..gets the creative juices flowing, lolol.
(*shameface* to SVB) – I will try to keep my posts pure as the driven snow from now on….but you sure make it tough with photos like these! Like dangling a t-bone in front of a hungry lioness
I’m writing a fanfiction atm that’s kinda mature, but i’m rubbish at writing smut lol! If you like you could write scenes and I would add them into my story. (Obviously I would credit you for your work)
Staking Talbot and tearing apart the redneck…it’s so disgusting but he looks Amazing. ! So beautiful, so gross, so beautiful, so gross…I think my head is going to explode.
*bows down to SVB for posting this and to ASkars for existing*
Someone mentioned this was better than chocolate, I completely agree! These beautiful pics have been added to my ever expanding folder of Eric/ASkars images, may have to start subdividing and have a specific folder for armporn!
Wowza…that bulge in his shorts just keeps getting bigger the longer I stare at it. He seems to have doubled in size in the last few weeks and I am very grateful. These recent photos, and the quantity and quality of them, are making waiting less sucky (not Sookie). Thanks, SVB, for the wonderful Easter gift that I didn’t have to even look for…it just showed up on my computer screen…a gift that keeps on giving. Yeah for Sunday Skars.
I have never had such interest in man nipples before ,how strange.
LMAO!!!!
That’s him on his way out to our car. I picked him up from the gym. Now we are on a plane to some secret location. He won’t tell me where. He said “All you need to know is I’m going to ravish you for days.” I said “Ok.”
And then I woke up.
*Throws bucket of cold water*
Remember, we are in public ladies
Lol… there is no saving anyone when one puts images like that to go viral
My 57th Birthday was on Thrusday and I asked for only one thing: Alexander Johan Haljmar Skarsgard.
I got a photo with birthday wishes from him.
Now I’ve been waiting pretty patiently for Season 4~When we the bad news it’s been “pushed back due to Game of Thrones”
now I don’t don’t if I’m going to make it till June 26th?
And these photos of a bulked up Alexander are not going to
help matters !!! If I make it to June 26th it will be a
complete miracle without me passing out!
Also I’m going to be on “TrueBlood Star Watch” next week from
Wednesday afternoon when I get to Los Angles!!!
It would make my trip if I happen to spot any of the cast!!!
But the one who I’d really love to spot is Alexander!!!
Happy Birthday for Thursday
Skarlicious! It would be wrong not to appreciate all the hard work & effort Skars puts into perfecting his guns for us.
DAYYYUUUUM! love the one of him in the white button down and the one where he is signing a magazine, just perfection.
Oh, that black & white pic is SPECTACULAR! I love that one too!
Now that a few days have gone by and I have my words back, that black and white one is my fav. The definition is glorious. Something about the focus on those hands… gaah…
I could look at these all day. What a great end to Easter Monday.
Thanks SVB for the sexy pic of Alex
Now I’m off to take a really cold shower 
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Waiting to see him in Melancholia. the thought of seeing him on the big screen is giving me multiple Skarsgasims.
What a morning to wake up to this. I may be in the minority but I love him buff. Especially 1st season. Those arms and chest and even that butt! Damn
Not one for nipple showing but I definitely LOVE guns. Nothing like manly-sculpted arms/chest/abs with his height.
Davida
If loving these pics is wrong, I don’t want to be right! Happy Easter everyone.
Damn is all i have to say…… Stunning…. and ToD better come out in s4
It has been days and I still cannot stop scrolling through these pics. What the hell is wrong with me?!
I had to hide this pic from my husband when he saw me with the laptop. “What are you staring at, dear?” “Nothing!”
(Just the man nipples as big as sugarcubes. Attached to the glorious body. Wetting my pants as we speak.)
I could look at him all day long. He is so lickable.