Skarsbutt!

“If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up. He
would get a large, large trophy.”
~ Sookie, DTTW ~

It’s been too damn long since we’ve had some decent Skarsporn.

Go nuts.



Source: askarsgard.com

And I’m posting these because I guess someone might find them sexy…or just funny…like I do.

But really, Alan. Of all the man-on-man you could have done?

Really?


Pennydreadful thinks Sam and Bill’s love-in might play out something like this….

Bill: I find myself strangely in the grip of a powerful homoerotic attraction to you, Mr. Merlotte. Might I call on you sometime?
Sam: (with innocent bewilderment) Call on me?
Bill: Yes, might I visit with you at your home…so that we may engage in physical congress?
Sam: (still confused) Physical congress? I’m confused…I didn’t think you vampires had the right to vote.
Bill: I was asking if we might enjoy the sweet forbidden bliss of coitus together…
Sam: Dammit, Bill…stop using all those high falutin Victorian euphemisms. Anyone would think you’ve been cryogenically frozen for the past 150 years. Now what exactly do you want?
Bill: Hot sweaty mansex in your trailer?
Sam: (pauses) Oh hell…sure why not. You can come back to my place but if you tell that I have a “lovely home” you’re going to get a nasty introduction to Mr. Stake…

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163 comments to Skarsbutt!

  • Davida

    Whoaaaaaaaa!!! Let me get myself together and come back to respond intelligently.

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  • Pippismic

    Oh my Godric ! This IS HOT !

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  • millarca21

    I’m speechless – with mirth, not lust – at the moment. I’ll be back when I’m coherent.

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    millarca21 Reply:

    OK. I’ve settled down. That was a surprise and a bit of a shock. My reaction: nice arse, nice shoulders, silly hair. I’ve already seen Bill and Sam nekkid so no surprises there, and no lusty thoughts either.

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    Janofarc/hamsterbaby Reply:

    No the hairy man love between Beehl and Sam didn’t do much for me either.

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  • Emily

    Oh my. This season is sure gonna make for interesting viewing.

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  • GaijinVamp

    Bill & Sam? He must have had a gallon of Bill’s blood! Creepy.

    Eric on the other hand, sooo nice…hate the hair.

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  • lady laurin

    Holy bum!! This is hot (and funny, at the same time).

    I feel bad oggling since I’m recently engaged, as of last night!! LOL
    Currently, on a 2 week vacation in Spain & loving every minute of it!

    -Ashley H.

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  • Sam and Bill getting it on. :O I’m a straight guy and I have no problem with Alan Ball showing gay characters and gay scenes because it is related to the plot. But I really am worried that the show will lose out on many of its straight male fanbase who may abandon it with all these slashy scenes promised between the characters of Bill, Sam, Eric, Lafayette, Jesus, Talbot and Russell.

    I know Pam is entering a lesbian relationship too. Oh I wonder if her and Jessica will have a fling. That would be HOT…but it would seem kind of desperate to get ratings too. It would kind of make sense, Jessica being a newborn vampire and so animalistic in her desires.

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    Liz Reply:

    well i think there should will be enough for the male audience to stay interested, Jasons suppose to be in a 3some with 2 girls, there has been plenty of female nudity for ratings sake in season 2. Theres always the playboy channel if you dont want to watch, tehe

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    Seán Reply:

    Haha Liz, as I said already, it’s not a problem with me, I can easily sit through scenes of naked men and gay sex because I have Anna Paquin, Deborah Ann Woll, Rutina Wesley and Mariana Klaveno to drool over. I just know some of my friends will be uncomfortable with the amount of gay scenes expected for this series and I hope it doesn’t turn people of. But you’re right of course – there’s always a good amount of female nudity equalled to the amount of male eye candy in the show.

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    adriennelynn Reply:

    The gay relationships were not graphically portrayed in CH books (that I can remember), but I’ll most likely fast forward through them this TB season, especially if I want my husband to watch TB with me. He was real turned off by the gay-themed scenes in Glee, and wouldn’t watch the rest of the season with me.

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    Dee Reply:

    Well it’s Sookies POV on the books so unless she was watching two men get it on then we wouldn’t graphically hear about it. But it’s mentioned in the books, we know in book 3 Eric has a hickey while in the mansion to help sookie get out of there. Then Eric later on speaks about his maker Appius, and speaks about this. Russell in the books was gay and a mansion full of men. Pam was bi and had a sexual relationship with Amelia. QSA had a relationship with Hadley. I’m sure I might be forgetting some. So it was a part of the books but again unless someone described everything they did to sookie or she was watching we wouldn’t hear about it. Look at Jason on the show and how much sex he has, we know he gets a lot of women from the books but we dont get details.

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    adriennelynn Reply:

    You’re right, of course. All we get is Sookie’s POV in the books. TB is able to graphically explore every and any relationship they want.

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    millarca21 Reply:

    Sookie has seen just about every sort of sexual activity, in the minds of people she’s served at Merlotte’s. Sookie will have “seen” a lot of what the vampires have been up to, too, through the minds of the humans they have been with and that includes Pam, through Amelia.

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    adriennelynn Reply:

    Great point. :) And TB has visually portrayed some of those scenes, like the one in Season 1 where Sookie “sees” Rene killing his sister, and the other women.

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    Dee Reply:

    Sean-this is my worry too. Now while I don’t mind it, I hope the straight male audience won’t think it’s a bit too much since we will see a lot of it, but hope not. Hopefully all the other action on the show will make up for it, i dont mean sex action but violence action lol

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    pennydreadful Reply:

    Call me an unrepentant perv but I have NO problem watching gorgeous people (regardless of gender and/or orientation) having lots of consensual fun sexytimes. I think it certainly says a lot about our cultural values that certain members of the audience can watch the vicious brutality, savage cruelty, and senseless sadism in a scene like “Hardhearted Hannah” and not bat an eye. “But that was necessary to the storyline!” they will argue and rightly so, because it was. Yet, if there is a same-gendered sex scene that is vital to the plot and character development…suddenly those same people are disgusted and outraged.

    Also I wouldn’t necessarily characterize the slashy scenes as “gay.” I’m not sure that standard sexual orientation applies to vampires in the way that it does to humans. By definition, vamps are transgressive creatures with an insatiable appetite for both sex and blood. While they may primarily maintain the orientation they had while alive, I think they’re quite open minded about how they have their desires met. Much in the same way that when I sit down to eat a steak dinner, I couldn’t care less whether my rib eye comes from a male or a female cow.

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    Dee Reply:

    Penny, I really hope most of the audience will accept it and I agree lol. It’s ok to watch people getting killed and a bunch of orgies but not same sex. Actually, I shouldn’t even same sex because I’m sure people won’t have a problem if lets say we saw a Pam/Jessica scene getting it on or any other 2 female characters. Plus they are vampires and they are sexually adventurous, this is something common in many vampire stories so shouldn’t be a surprise. I think most will accept it, if you’re watching TB then most of the audience i would say is pretty open to begin with.

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    Liz Reply:

    well said

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    Seán Reply:

    Oh if only everyone had your attitude, pennydreadful. :)

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    Ashley Reply:

    Im fine with it and i agree with you. I think honestly its time for straight men to stop being uncomfortable with this kind of thing. Im a straight woman and have no problem watching lesbian scenes. I say bring it on.

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    Vicky Reply:

    I could care less about the sex of the characters. I just want to be entertained. You’ve got it all right!!! :)

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    Natalie Reply:

    I want rib eye now! lol I have to agree with you 100% could not say it better.

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    Reginabee Reply:

    Since they’re not desperate for ratings (Most Watched Show on HBO since The Sopranos) I hardly think that would be the issue. It’s just the way AB rolls.

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  • dsm

    At least in this one it looks like Askars has his chest hair. In the preview video it looked like they had shaved his chest – I hate that.

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  • Kristen

    Similarities to the book -

    Award-winning ass? Check.

    =)

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    Lotus Reply:

    Haha! My thoughts exactly, Kristen!

    Woah, that man is beautiful.

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    sookieverseblog Reply:

    Ha! Too true :D

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    KittyKat Reply:

    Damn right! lol
    What a sweet sight, damn fine ass. Now there’s a night cap to be had. Being in Europe, and half past midnight, and all, I SHOULD be getting some sleep, but no way, not yet. Besides, wasted effort? Will I sleep soundly after this? I don’t think so!

    Like marie, I kinda felt like a perv (for about 2 seconds), but then… I’m a warm-blooded straight woman, can’t help oogling.

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    AstralRomance Reply:

    Off to bed myself and hoping and praying for dreams of Eric and his award winning body. Lets hope I won’t end up with nightmares of Bill/Sam or else I’ll be very unhappy and looking for someone to blame. :)

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    kealeagh Reply:

    Ryan Kwanten’s is better. JS.

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    Ashley Reply:

    Oh hell yeah

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  • ok 3 naked main characters in the 1st episode! this bodes well for us ladies for the rest of the season! bring on more nakedness!
    does that make me sound like a perv? i don’t mind!

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    millarca21 Reply:

    Yeah, and that’s apparently in the first 20 minutes. :D If the guys are happy to do it, it’s my duty to watch and enjoy.

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    marie Reply:

    i couldn’t agree more! it just seems rude to not drool after they went to the trouble of gettin all naked & sexy!

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    Natalie Reply:

    Here Here!!!

    Damn I’m going to need one very cold shower on June 13th.

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  • Freyja

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMM award-winning ass like in the books ;) and so sexy broad muscular back and chest aaahhhhh

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  • Serena

    I think he’s making me sexist. lol.

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    silver Reply:

    yay!

    flight of the concords reference!

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    Serena Reply:

    Lol. He’s so hot he’s like a curry. lol…. I had to listen to that song afterwords, its fitting. He is the boom king!

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  • lagata181

    Yay, Skarsporn! I’ve really missed Sunday Skars, but (ha!) these shots make up for it! Thanks for feeding the Skarsbeasts, SVB.

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  • Liz

    wow look at his oysters………………drool

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    lucrro Reply:

    OOOh my god! how true it is. 2 hands/feet up for that Bum {bite}!!
    when I looked(not Bheelz) at the pics I had coffee out my nose from squealing and drolling. The funny part was I am at work and everyone is wondering what is wrong with me. hehehe! if they only knew that what I was looking at that I need to change my under garments.

    Did I thank you sookieverse!! you have made my day/night I might just have to go home for some private time(if I can wait that long!). :D YUM YUM

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  • dsm

    I keep alternating between giggling and cringing at the Bill/Sam photos.

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  • pennydreadful

    As a shameless and unapologetic Godricbanger, I was desperately hoping for some “slashed for our viewing enjoyment” Godric/Eric fun times.. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to settle for what I can get.

    As for the Bill/Sam dream sequence, why do I imagine it playing out like this:

    Bill: I find myself strangely in the grip of a powerful homoerotic attraction to you, Mr. Merlott. Might I call on you sometime?
    Sam: (with innocent bewilderment) Call on me?
    Bill: Yes, might I visit with you at your home…so that we may engage in physical congress?
    Sam: (still confused) Physical congress? I’m confused…I didn’t think you vampires had the right to vote.
    Bill: I was asking if we might enjoy the sweet forbidden bliss of coitus together…
    Sam: Dammit, Bill…stop using all those high falutin Victorian euphemisms. Anyone would think you’ve been cryogenically frozen for the past 150 years. Now what exactly do you want?
    Bill: Hot sweaty mansex in your trailer?
    Sam: (pauses) Oh hell…sure why not. You can come back to my place but if you tell that I have a “lovely home” you’re going to get a nasty introduction to Mr. Stake…

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    Freyja Reply:

    Oh my :D I can not stop laughing hahahahaha!!!! engage in physical congress LOL :D

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    Freyja Reply:

    SERIOUSLY I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING :D :D :D This is just brilliant!!!!

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    KittyKat Reply:

    ROFL!

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    Serena Reply:

    HAhaaha..LMAO! Its probably straight from his WWAWD playbook. LOL.

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    sookieverseblog Reply:

    Penny dreadful – can I PLEASE put this in the main post?!

    After I change my pants.

    MADE OF WIN.

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    pennydreadful Reply:

    SVB- By all means, I’m terribly flattered that you want to do so.

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    marie Reply:

    LMAO!

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    Dee Reply:

    OMFG that is hysterical penny, you nailed Bill that sounds just like him

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    AstralRomance Reply:

    Thanks for that best laugh I’ve had in ages. :)

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    Seán Reply:

    Haha genius, Pennydreadful. I love all your Bill-isms. Bang on the money with your impersonation of him!

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    A Northern Soul Reply:

    LMFAO!!!!

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    HOLBY Reply:

    Love it, Penny…but you forgot to include the “beast with two backs” reference! LOL…your summary is sweeet!

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    pennydreadful Reply:

    Point well taken. Bill is such a consummate actor he would use a Shakespearean reference ;)

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    Gigi Reply:

    LMAO Holby!!! Oh Penny, it is just great, the physical congress was hysterical!!! … but you also forgot to add Bill’s famous victorian quote from FDTW: “I would give anything to lie with you….” AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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    Ziggy Reply:

    Oh that is just pure GOLD! If only!

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    caratstick Reply:

    Ha! Very funny.

    One thought: We know Sam is a Buffy fan, so he might have gone with Mr. Pointy.

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    Janofarc/hamsterbaby Reply:

    Using the phrase Mr. Pointy while he’s naked may give the wrong idea lol.

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    Lotus Reply:

    LMAO! I shouldn’t have read this while drinking coffee. Too much!

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    KPRMSE Reply:

    Penny- holy crap girl, that’s just fantastic!

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    Sarah Reply:

    This is so wunderful

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  • Ok the squatty image scaling was making his ass look fat.

    It was bugging me so I have taken the liberty of rescaling the images so they are proportional.

    View is much improved. I will not have Skars wandering the internet with a lady ass.

    I WILL NOT.

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    millarca21 Reply:

    Yeah. That looks better.

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    Orientalthorn Reply:

    Thanks for fixing it SVB, and thanks for posting this awesome goodness! :)

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    caratstick Reply:

    Thank you! That image distortion was driving me crazy. LOL re “I will not have Skars wandering the internet with a lady ass.”

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  • Dee

    All I can say about Alex is DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN, his body is just yummy lol

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  • A Northern Soul

    Holy Shit. Seriously, how can a person be so freaking beautiful? He didn’t just win the genetic lottery, he swept it.

    Sam and Bill? Meh.

    There BETTER be a shower scene next season, or I’ll be pissed.

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    Freyja Reply:

    ooohhhh yes, it’s just a must must to have the shower scene next season!!!! Whole display too ;)

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    marie Reply:

    i was just thinking ’bout weather they’d do the shower scene next season & after this it seems a damn waste if they don’t ’cause he’s clearly game. it would be a travesty if they didn’t.

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  • mallie1

    Oh my….Yes I too have missed Sunday Skars. I hate to say this but his hair makes me cringe. In TB s1 Askars wore a wig, why in all of AB wisdom would he not have him don one now? At least get a $100.00 hair cut w some highlights. AB has turned my fantasy viking into nothing but a hot financial auditor. At least my BF is happy. He took one look at the photo and called him a dork…..

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    A Northern Soul Reply:

    Yeah, Eric should be blonde, like in the books. The darker hair is fine on Alex, but I totally prefer blonde for Eric. Then again, with that pic, I’m not paying attention to the hair. ;-)

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    Krista Reply:

    That’s exactly what I was thinking: after seeing the pics of Alex…then reading these comments it took me a minute to even remember the fact that his hair isn’t perfect blonde anymore.

    As for Bill/Sam: I just hope they pull this off humorously, cause I just can’t take this seriously…

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    sookieverseblog Reply:

    I feel your pain mallie.

    Much ranting and gnashing of teeth has occurred here on this very subject. It’s fucking criminal.

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    Orientalthorn Reply:

    Completely agree with you guys! despite whatever theories are out there regarding the new hair color, I’m still having a hard time with this look!

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    Osterby Reply:

    What hair??? Who’s looking at the hair?

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    Feather Reply:

    exactly :)

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    VampirePamsGirl Reply:

    I’m with you. I didn’t even notice he had hair, lol… at least not on his head, haha. After I read a few of the posts I scrolled back up to check it out and then I still forgot to look (at the hair) and had to scroll back up again.

    I really hope AS/Eric doesn’t mind being objectified, because I’m damn sure doing that to him right now. ;)

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  • Orientalthorn

    OMFG! I love AS’s body. Yummy!

    Bill & Sam’s pic almost made me fall off my chair! I don’t know what to say! So either Sam is already attracted to Bill, or the blood does make you attracted to the vampire?

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    sookieverseblog Reply:

    The blood does make you attracted to the vampire.

    And don’t even START me on this subject.

    The blood rules on TB are completely fucking ridiculous.

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    Orientalthorn Reply:

    This is messed up, SVB! theory is that the blood only enhances the attraction that was already there to begin with, not make you attracted to him/her even if there was no attraction before!

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    Freyja Reply:

    But remember when Jason dreamed of Eddie, he was not turned on I think, much more afraid.

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    sookieverseblog Reply:

    That was different though. He wasn’t having a blood induced dream, that was a genuine garden variety nightmare. It happened a while after he’d had Eddie’s blood.

    There also seems to be something going on about drinking the blood directly from the source. All the sex dreams, and suppressed attraction has occurred in humans who have drunk blood directly from the vampire – Sam, Sookie, and Lafayette.

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    Robin Reply:

    Has Sookie had any sex or romantic dreams about Bill? She had his blood in Fangtasia after she was healed after the maenad attack. Sookie’s dreams about Eric seem to be more of the romantic nature.

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    Orientalthorn Reply:

    I believe she had Bill dreams after she had his blood from the Rattrays attack. I have to go back and watch again, but I’m pretty sure of this!

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    Osterby Reply:

    Yes, she did…in her bed, she told the cat to “Quit it” and again on Beeeehl’s front steps right before Sam called her to find out why Dawn didn’t show up for work.

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    Robin Reply:

    Yes, I remember now Osterby. Does anyone remember if any of these dreams about Bill were romantic dreams? It sounds like Sookie is the only one having romantic dreams out of the three. Maybe because she was already attracted to Eric?

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    Osterby Reply:

    She was rubbing on herself. Interesting that AB showed us Sexual dreams with Eric and only Sookie touching herself, isn’t it. Nope, I can’t recall ever seeing Sookie have sexy dreams about Beeeehl.

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    Osterby Reply:

    I read batshit crazy…but now that I think about it, hummmmm

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    Robin Reply:

    Well with Eric they all seem to be more of the romantic nature, more intimate. All of the other “sex dreams” that we have seen have been just that, sex dreams. And, I am just wondering why it is different for Sookie.

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    sookieverseblog Reply:

    I think they just used those two scenes of her masturbating instead of actually showing a sex dream.

    The intention is the same – show the viewer that Bill’s blood made her horny. That’s what those scenes are telling us.

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    Renee Reply:

    Sookie had two romantic dreams about Bill. I think the one where she misread him, and he just wanted to feed was the first night they met. The second was definitely after she had his blood. She ran to his house in a white nightie, and he went down on her.

    Only in your dreams, Sookie dear.

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    Serena Reply:

    Well, I don’t know if I would call her first Bill dream a true sex dream. She walks out onto her front lawn, and in reply to her Bill says “Oh, I’m not here to have sex with you.” which is rather prophetic.

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    pennydreadful Reply:

    You have a point there. Her first Bill dream wasn’t under the influence of blood. She said something to the effect of: “I never thought I’d be having sex with you…at least not so soon.” Then Bill menacingly bares his fangs and snarls, “Who said anything about sex?” I’ve always interpreted that scene as Sookie’s subconscious warning her about Bill’s *real* motives.

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    sookieverseblog Reply:

    Yep. That dream was Sookie’s subconscious. Telling her to pick her ass up and RUN.

    The horny dreams (or more specifically the feeling herself up on Bill’s porch in broad daylight and in front of the cat) didn’t start until she’d had his blood – in quantity – after the Rattrays.

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    Orientalthorn Reply:

    This happened before she even had his blood, this was after she met him, and supposedly saved him the night he was being drained by the Ratts. She did have one other sexual dream after she had his blood though.

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    Janofarc/hamsterbaby Reply:

    The other thing about that dream is that it centred on Bill being a vampire, I think whatever vampire she had met she would have had the same dream about THAT vampire. It wasn’t an attraction to Bill but an attraction to a vampire.

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    Liz Reply:

    she did, she also masturbated on Bills porch stairs shortly after his blood

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    Gigi Reply:

    Yes, Sookie had an erotic dream about Bill in S1Ep03 “Mine”.

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    Serena Reply:

    So by extension, someone who buys QSA’s blood won’t be having sexy dreams of her? I hope they explain these stupid blood rules soon.

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    sookieverseblog Reply:

    That’s right. As far as I can tell.

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    Serena Reply:

    And with Russell’s Weres, if he is feeding them directly they should be having ‘em but I have a hard time seeing the F*ck You Crew having sex dreams about RE. So maybe he is handing out vials? Ugh.

    There has to be more to this arbitrary rule, it has to be magnifying the feelings not causing them. I think Bill lied again. He probably already knew how she felt with his Sookiedar, and didn’t want her to understand her own feelings.

    Dee, Laffy could just be not telling the truth or be self- deluding. (How could he not be attracted to Eric?) ;)

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    Dee Reply:

    Yeah has to be straight from the source I think, even in books I got that impression.

    As far as the dreams, it seems like yes you’ll have dreams even if you don’t have any prior attraction to the person. However, once youre awake though and not dreaming it does seem different though. Lafayette said he had amazing freaky dreams of Eric but he said he hated him. So while it made him have sex dreams of him, it didn’t make him want Eric when he wasn’t dreaming. I’m sure we’ll see the same with Sam lol. yes, he might have sex dreams about Bill but this won’t make him want him lol.

    But then Bill says “don’t be surprised if you feel an attraction towards Eric” which goes against what we’ve seen though if you think about it. This would apply to Laf but it’s obvious that Laf doesn’t want Eric. So does the blood just make you have sex dreams? did Bill say that to make her think her attraction would be just because of the blood? TB better get it straight lol

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    Robin Reply:

    [did Bill say that to make her think her attraction would be just because of the blood?]

    Interesting comment, Dee! Maybe Bill could already sense that she was attracted to Eric, and he told her that so she could blame it on his blood.

    Yeah, there is a reason that her dreams about Eric are more romantic and intimate in nature than the dreams Lafayette and Sam are having, or even her dreams about Bill.

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    pennydreadful Reply:

    Or perhaps he is just feeding Sookie a line of BS so that she will try to discount her budding attraction to Eric?

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    Robin Reply:

    Exactly PennyD!

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    Dee Reply:

    Yup, thats exactly what I am saying, it will have Sookie thinking twice now.

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    Orientalthorn Reply:

    For some reason, when Laffy said he had freaky sex dreams with Eris, I assumed there was a subconscious attraction towards Eric.

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    Dee Reply:

    Laf might think that Eric looks good but I don’t think he wants him, he seems pretty terrified of him at this point. Definitely doesn’t want something more with him. So if Sookie is gonna want Eric this season, it won’t be because she has had his blood.

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    Serena Reply:

    Yeah I think so too.

    As for Sam, I thought I read something we were going to find out more about his past growing up on the streets, and that had an effect on his dream. So he might have already had a subconscious thing for Bill..

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    Dee Reply:

    Really? wow that is interesting. I think in the casting call for episode 10, there were ppl being cast from sam’s past, hustlers or something like that.

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    Serena Reply:

    Here I found a snippet, “Trammell also mentioned flashback sequences involving Merlotte’s rough childhood on the streets after his adopted parents abandoned him. “There’s some flashbacks to my past, and how I was able to stay afloat as a teenager on the streets, and some of the things I had to do. We really get deep. It’s really good.” He said, but did not elaborate.”

    I think there may have been another interview that more explicitly linked his past to this scene but I can’t find it.

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    Dee Reply:

    Thank you Serena, very interesting.

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    Serena Reply:

    I just had a little freak out moment, what if they are giving Sam some of Quinn’s backstory, fighting in the pits, and they don’t plan to bring in Quinn?

    Wasn’t there something about dog-fighting in the casting calls?

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    pennydreadful Reply:

    From what I’ve been able to logically piece together, the blood exchange rules seem to be:
    1. One must drink directly from the source.
    2. Consuming the blood will increase the recipient’s libido and cause sexual dreams staring the donor.
    3. The donor will be able to feel what the recipient is feeling and know where he or she is at all times.
    4. The blood exchange cannot force the recipient to fall in love with the donor. (Unless of course, in S3 we see Sam picking out a tasteful china pattern in the hopes that Bill pops the question to him.)

    However, that being said…if a vamp had a nefarious plan to seduce a certain naive and sheltered human, having an insight into her emotional state would be really advantageous to that end ;)

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    Dee Reply:

    Penny, I agree completely and seems like this is what TB has established at least up until now this is all we know. They better not try to tell us any different now because there are viewers who pay attention and will call them on it.

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    Robin Reply:

    Your logic seems to agree with what we have seen so far with TB.

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    Renee Reply:

    In the s2 Blu-ray, during ‘Scratches’ Pam says Eric’s blood would make Sookie ‘more drawn’ to him.

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  • Ericrocks

    And that is DEFINITELY Yvetta’s arm behind him in the first one. No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it.

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    Orientalthorn Reply:

    Yeah… Looks like it.

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    LLE Reply:

    I wonder if Eric is going to untie Yvetta or he going to leave her there.

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    Serena Reply:

    Yeah its her. I wish she’s put her arm down, she’s blocking the view. lol. I’m glad Eric went with the classy rope and not a cheesy silk scarf. lol.

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    pennydreadful Reply:

    Or worse yet, cheap adult novelty faux fur handcuffs (ala Lafayette.)

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  • Robin

    Thank you for posting the Skarsporn! That man is beautiful! Freaking Sookie needs to get a clue!

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  • MandyB23

    As soon as I saw the ASkars ass, my first thought was he does justice to the naked book Eric – well at least the parts we can see. The Bill and Sam thing is just awkward. I can only imagine how Sam’s going to react to having sex dreams / fantasies about Bill! And, Penny, that convo is priceless! It will make it all worth it if their convo really goes like that…

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  • Vikingvampgirl

    I’ve never wanted to bite an ass so bad in my life….I feel dirty! Sorry Ladies That was entirely inappropriate ;)

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    A Northern Soul Reply:

    HAHAHA Lordy, I need to step away from the computer and get some housework done…

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  • Mony

    *faint….faint…and faint again*

    OK….this B-side it’s…PERFECTION!!!in fact AS is a beautiful man…i remember his butt from GK so it’s not a surprise and from his swedish movuies i’ve seen…but ladies…this is an angelic vision for my eyes!!

    OK….i hate the fact that blood creates dream or horny fantasy….but AB did it with Eric in S2..so after all the bad things that people said to the writes at Wrotes Concention last year they fix it in this way, with even Sam having hot dream!!!!
    I may not like it ok….but at least Bill is a liar now….and everybody knows….so i’m fine with this and i’m doing an happy dance for that!!!!

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  • Mony

    i mean Writers Convention*

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  • Huminahumina!

    Dude looks BEEFY! I was so scared he would be too skinny this season, lol. I love his broad shoulders and back. So sexy!

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  • ChelleInOz

    SVB there should be a warning not to open this at work LOL!.

    I am sneaking peeks at it and being very careful Alt Tab when the managers are nearby….and my spreadsheet is nowhere near as interesting…..Will have to wait till I get home for an unabridged full screen viewing

    But first impressions?? Wow oh Wow….roll on season 3!

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  • Going to have to find something very boring to read so I can fall asleep.

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  • Liz

    so off topic, sorry, i am doing a rewatch of season 1, anyone else notice what book Gran is reading in her first scene episode 1? its definitely Charlaine Harris, but what series is it?

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    Liz Reply:

    omg SVB, i hope you’ll think about putting up a season 1 and 2 pick apart post, Jason is wearing a ball cap with a wild cat when he’s talking to Sookie while shes sunbathing!

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    sookieverseblog Reply:

    Oh yeah. That cap made an appearance a few times in Season 1.

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    vikingvampgirl Reply:

    I am also re watching season 1 and this is ot but the most disturbing thing so far has been the grave yard scene. Really he was naked and covered with dirt. That is just gross I mean dirt in your vagina is in now way a good thing. EWWWWWWWW. Well that and Bill is such a douche.

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  • so, uh… he’s just walking away, leaving yvetta tied up? XD

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    millarca21 Reply:

    Looks like it! :D Maybe he’s bored. It has to have been more than six hours by now.

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    Lotus Reply:

    I think it’s after Sookie leaves and he’s no longer interested in continuing the marathon sex session after seeing her.

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    Feather Reply:

    i’m sorry, but the thought of him getting bored and just wandering off like that is making me giggle, lol

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    Hime Reply:

    I think it’s when Sookie arrives, Eric starts to go towards the stairs to meet her leaving Yvetta tied behind him.

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    Lotus Reply:

    After another look, I agree with you, Hime. The second shot appears to be the one where he’s walking towards her and the third is a shot of him standing there after she has gone.

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    millarca21 Reply:

    Just a theory, but I have a feeling that ASkars was not actually standing in front of AP naked as a jaybird when she was up close to him talking to him in that scene. I think when she was there he had pants on, and the scene was shot with him alone and then with the two of them, with some clever editing. This would also explain why she was able to remain upright and able to remember and speak her lines.

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    KittyKat Reply:

    And even if he wasn’t wearing pants, he likely was wearing the “modesty sock”, even if it’s not his thing. I mean, I don’t see him doing his scenes completely in the buff.

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    millarca21 Reply:

    Ah, yes! The sock! I remember it well from the Buffy dailies. :D

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  • Mia

    For the blood rules, can I suggest that the vampire still has to be alive? Sookie must have downed a lot of Longshadow’s blood since he kind of popped all over her in S1, but we’ve never seen her have any dreams about him.

    Also would drinking from the source have to be in quantity? Amy and Jason had a drop from Eddie and weren’t affected by Eddie sex dreams. I know Jason had that dream in S2, but it wasn’t sex so much as conflicted guilt. Of course Sookie didn’t have huge quantities from Eric since she was spitting out most of it so maybe she didn’t need as much since he is older. Then on that topic, why wasn’t Sookie in a drug-induced haze by sipping on Eric?

    I can understand her not being affected after Bill’s blood since she was injured both times, and Lafayette didn’t go into a drug induce haze after Eric healed him since he was injured. Yet Sookie wasn’t injured when she had Eric’s blood. I guess that will be explained away by Sookie’s fairy connection?

    Oops. I forgot about the Bill/Sookie sex scene when he spit blood into her mouth, unless it was her blood? If it was his, then no reaction but again I guess it’s her fairy blood neutralizing the affect?

    Sorry. I find TB’s blood rules rather perplexing, and I think I just gave myself a headache.

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    millarca21 Reply:

    It is headache-inducing stuff, isn’t it.

    What is it in vampire blood that increases human libido and causes them to have the sex dreams? What is it that enables the vampire to be able to trace the human and sense their feelings? Does it contain little tracer markers that burrow into the human body and remain after the blood is digested and excreted, to transmit signals to the vampire? Like a mini epirb…..vpirb? And, if so, why?

    Perhaps the sex dreams have more to do with fancying the vampire whose blood you are sucking on, or are a psychological consequence of engaging in the intimate act of drawing on the vampire’s life force direct from their body, rather than any physiologal effect from the blood. But V is known to have healing qualities, and to be halucinogenic. If the healing qualities work on Sookie, why don’t the other qualities? If one drop of V could affect Jason so strongly, how could a significantly larger quantity of Eric’s powerful, 1,000 year old blood not send his sister off on a Magical Mystery Tour?

    Plot-eating bacteria, perhaps?

    Bill regurgitated Sookie’s own blood into her mouth, so that doesn’t count. Sexy, wasn’t it!

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    ESFAN08 Reply:

    I’ve thought alot about this to, an i do think AB needs to somehow explain all this cuz its getting confusing. However Lafayette explained to Jason when he first started doing V that every Vampire’s Blood will have a different effect on you. So one Person might be effected the way Jason an Amy were with Hallucinations an stuff, an the other like Lafayette who didn’t seem to have any Hallucinations except just all around feeling really good. Lafayette was effected by Eric’s Blood he begin to feel really good, an was dancing all over the place lol. However Sookie having ingested Bill/Longshadow/Eric’s Blood never has seemed to have any of the Drug inducing effects, an neither did Sam when he took Bill’s Blood. So my guess would be since Sookie an Sam aren’t entirely Human they dont have the Drug induced effects the way a Human would. Jason is part Fae to, but i remember AB saying something about genetics as to the reason why Jason could be controlled by Mary Ann an Sookie couldn’t. Also in the Books even Sookie has the essential Fae spark, but Jason an Hadley didn’t, so all they got out of being part Fae was the good looks, an having People drawn to them. The same went for Sookie’s Father he was more Fae then Sookie yet didn’t have the essential Fae spark, an it was mentioned how drawn Sookie’s Mother was to her Father to the point of paying more attention to him then her Children. So genetics plays a rol,e an it seems to skip since Sookie has it, but everyone else didn’t. So thats my take on it hopefully thats the case otherwise i dont get it lol.

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  • nskars

    Look at how magnificent he is. *turns into a puddle*

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  • Lotus

    Okay, here’s my little theory about the pics of Eric. The first shot is when he’s busted by Sookie coming down the stairs. The next two shots are right after she’s left. You can see in the second one that he’s looking up as if watching her go and the next shot is him stepping forward to follow, having completely forgotten about Yvetta hanging there. She’s probably going to call attention to the fact that she’s still tied up, and he’ll set her free, but I think he has been distracted by Sookie and abandons his playtime.

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    Lotus Reply:

    Or, after looking at it again, the second shot is him walking towards Sookie, who is already at the bottom of the stairs and not in the still, and the third shot is him standing there after she’s left. Either way, I imagine he’s no longer going to be interested in continuing the session.

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    Freyja Reply:

    Yup I think your right. And he’s probably lost interest now ;) I mean it’s been 6 hours and miss killjoy just left.

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    LLE Reply:

    I thinks he enjoys having miss killjoy company and he hoping she back again.

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  • Skarlove

    Wowzers! I’ve been sick for like 2 weeks with a nasty bout of bronchitis/sinusitis – couldn’t concentrate on reading the blog between my fever and the antibiotics. THANK YOU, SVB for the sweet welcome back!!!!

    I just gotta say, I LOVE, LOVE LOVE his cute little dimples…….they make me feel like his gorgeous ass is smiling right back at me!

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  • Davida

    Whew! I’m better now. I thoroughly enjoyed all the pics. So much skin! Can’t believe this is just episode 1. I just want the cameras to drop a lil’ lower. [insert snicker]

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  • Hot fucking damn… that was the best thing to wake up to yesterday morning… This picture just shows how much Alex is BE… Still don’t like the hair, but looking forward to an explanations for it… Pam makes note of trying to get Eric to change in over the last 100 years…. but this still doesn’t help us with why Jessica’s hymen grows back, but not vampires hair o.O

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  • legalease

    I’d so plunder that Viking booty!

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  • Belle

    Yum yum pigs bum……….give me some of that please

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  • Angie

    Mr. Stake! I don’t know why that part cracked me up the most, but it did. Maybe because I was saving up all my laughter for the end. lol

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