Fashion Hell in Sookieverse – #4

Today’s nominee has the dubious honour of being my anointed worst dressed character in Sookieverse. Everything this man puts on his back deserves ridicule and fingerpointing because it’s all just bloody shameful.

Quinn’s get ups are really something else. After much agonising trying to choose which of them is the worst, I give you…

Quinn – Oops! I thought this was an Arabian Nights Costume Party (All Together Dead)

The occasion: Russell Edgington’s wedding. But apparently Quinn missed the memo, because he doesn’t seem to realise he is attending a wedding. He thinks he’s going to some sort of fancy dress bash…or something. Deep scarlet “harem pants” – these are MC Hammer pants that gather at the ankle for those of you having trouble here – a wide gold belt, with his pants tucked into black leather boots. And…wait for it. NO SHIRT. Even though it doesn’t say so on the page, you can BET he has that stupid gold hoop in as well. You know it.

The most astounding thing about this outfit is that no one – including Sookie – seems to bat an eye. I can only conclude that Quinn’s garish fashion sense is nothing new to anyone at this wedding and they probably all take bets on what he’s going to show up in next.

His purple paisley first date outfit was one thing. His attempt to team a silk shirt with khakis and a tie for Jason’s wedding was borderline. But I can’t forgive genie pants. I will not.

Are we supposed to take this man seriously as a suitor? Are we supposed to believe Sookie would even want to be seen in public with this, let alone dry hump it?

This is one genie that should have stayed firmly plugged in the bottle.

Ali Baba called and he's missing his pants...

Tomorrow’s Victim – Sookie…again.

Previous Noms
#1 Sookie – When Maenads Attack
#2 Bill – Grateful Gran’s Dead
#3 Eric – Amnesia Tell-All

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